with the imminent revelation of archibald drexel's replacement, alacartoona is preparing to open a new chapter in her already quite colorful life. a host of new songs, new instrumentations, two full-length stage shows and several tours are all on the books for 2008, a year which will prove to be her most intruiging, yet.
an important cog in her mechanations is her intention to record a number of new songs and to produce a video. however, if alacartoona has learned one thing over the past five years, it's that while dancing on the sharp edge of life is invigorating, it is not particularly lucrative.
and so, alacartoona is coming to you, her lovers, with a small yet imperative request: will you invest in alacartoona?
your small (or impressively massive) donation will be used solely for naughty and subversive ends, such as purchasing studio time, hiring videographers and paying off politicians. rest assured, no good will come of it. no good at all.
so, in this financially worrisome time, as you ponder where your hard-won cash could best work for you, look no farther than alacartoona: the cross-dressing, accordion-playing, gin-soaked wonder of wallstreet.
