le fou frog - 18 may, 2005

 

to celebrate the independent culinary spirit of kansas city, mano raphael invited several of the town's greatest chefs to join him in the kitchen for one evening. the result was a night of gastronomic ecstacy. being a fan of ecstacy, alacartoona attended, as well.

with the likes of colby garrelts and dennis kaniger in the kitchen and the beauty of alacartoona on stage, it's no wonder the house was packed. john and sharon hoffman invited a friend from aspen, co, to witness the spectacle. like a virgin into the volcano he fell. helen and bob bushman, known for their proper breeding and superb manners, were barely restrained from leaping upon the tables in mindless rapture.

jim "large in all respects" gall and kelly kitchens were in from seattle, soon to be married but spending one last night of debauched bachelordom with alacartoona. dewey morse traveled in from new york for the night, the end of which saw him leaving with jim and kelly. good boy! thespians kelly sullivan, nikki walker and danny mastrogiogio--all also from new york and in town for a kc rep production--left the show with eyes newly opened.

kansas city mayor kay barnes gazed upon providence from the bar until he paid her a visit and reminded her that she was a woman and he was a man on occasion. tony glamcevski, alacartoona's dear friend and more, looked as delicious as the food on the tables as he mixed rare and tasty libations for the crowd while barbara raphael embraced the revelers with arms of honey and gold.

one final note: if you didn't try the "chicken ruby falls", you truly missed out. diners and critics alike raved. the portion was, of course, the breast.







promotional poster

set list

act I
willkommen
for us
here by the train
seems for days
hiding the body
turn away
the apartment
last train to paris
every saint needs a sinner

 

act II
blue gnossienne
hoochy
nothing at all
day after day
black & blue heart
perpetual gin
fluff & tickle
the honey won't soothe the sting
ruby's lament

 

act III
sheets in 3
take the bait
the lesson
whirls around
just a drink or two
glass of gin
ladies
die laughing
i’m yours





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